4:31 – Took my seat, and no offending avatars to put me on tilt. Sweet. Otis, Al, and my co-worker Random101 are IM’ing me some luck vibes.
4:32 – Two empty seats and 3 sitting out. WTF? And then I’m moved. Because 7 people are out already. Wow.
4:35 – Folding like a maniac. A ten is the highest card I’ve seen in my 5 hands. Coroner is on my iPod – “Reborn Through Hate.”
4:37 – Stole the blinds. I am officially bad-ass.
4:42 – Limped with 45c, flopped two-pair and won a T740 pot. T2940. FYI, I officially overplay suited connectors.
4:44 – Metal Shop’s “Stripper Girl” plays on iTunes. It’s an Omen. “….came over and put your hand in my pants…”
4:53 – AK in the SB, just where I hate it. Made it T100 to go (15/30 level) got 3 callers. K-high flop with two hearts. Continuation bet got called by 1 person. No heart on the turn, bet ½ the pot and took it. Man, the flop was KJx and I was figuring some asshat limper with KJ was gonna take it. T3310. Oh yeah – “Master of Puppets.”
5:03 – Got nuthin’ ‘cept The Haunted – Godpuppet
5:16 – H.F.M. Human folding machine.
5:19 – Someone limped with AK. God. I had A6 in the BB. The board read AQ55x and I figured I was good. He was a short stack and just called all my bets. T1885. Not very happy.
5:23 – 99. Raised got 1 caller and an all undercard board. Bet out. Called. Fuck you I say in my mind. Turn is another undercard and I push because my push is pot-sized. He folds. T2585.
5:27 – KK in two consecutive hands. 1st time it was UTG and I limped. No damn raisers. 4 people see an AKx flop. I bet out ½ the pot hoping some jackhole has an Ace. No callers. Second time was in the BB, raised 3.5x and got one caller to a board of T44. If he has a 4 good for him. I bet the pot and he folds. T3235.
5:30 – Then I go and waste T700 by raising in late position with A9. When my continuation bet is called, I’m done with the hand since the turn paired the Q that came on the flop. T2535. I am donk-tastic with that one.
5:33 – Survived break number one. T2535, avg. is T3563. Almost 1800 gone. Da-hamn.
5:45 – Had to switch from iTunes to iPod. For the love of all that’s holy, why does nobody understand that when I say “I need to concentrate” that I mean “I need to concentrate?” Raised with AJo, got min-reraised then folded to a missed flop. T1560.
5:54 – My m is 4. Did I mention that I suck yet? No? Well, I do.
5:57 – I’m out. AK UTG and I push, KQ calls me. Q-hi flop, is all she wrote.
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